Hello there, I'm Jayden. I can't dance to save my life or endangered species, but I can at least smile through the tough times. Stay well and safe.
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
WAIT— another one?! There goes my heart, disappearing into the moonlight. I don’t know who any of you guys are, but thank you. Surprises are sometimes fun.
I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS. H-HOW DO I—
Thank you! Yes, this made my night (or should I say life).
Look I know everyone is excited for Halloween because of all the movies like Hocus Pocus and Halloween Town. But what about my moTHAFUCKIN MOVIE SCARY GODMOTHER
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
“I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn’t.” -Albert Camus (The Stranger)
this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life
[Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]
When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.
It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this
SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now
The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.
I love how this is like a creature from hell but it has like little pink cheeks
deep sea anime blush stickers
fun fact those pink cheeks glow to attract unsuspecting prey
fashionable and functional with a dash of abject terror